新贵第一季

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剧作家把它设置在什么样的岁月里呢？玛丽女王时代。原来是莎士比亚已经写出著名的历史剧之后，只不过他还没有成功。所以他频频引用亨利五世，亨利六世。而人设呢？他是一个奔走于伦敦和斯特拉德佛德的文人才子，总是在路中汲取灵感。

反正莎士比亚的具体生平不明，就随便编呗。

第1集是调侃罗密欧与朱丽叶。想法非常简单，用一个充满演员梦的女仆人，走地窖来哄骗一个狂热爱他的剑桥学生。一对情侣双双死亡，给莎士比亚提供了无限遐想，完成了他的经典巨作。同时又是特色的英式讽刺，把贵族狠狠的恶搞了一遍。“ I tried to shush him, but he would not beshushed.”

在第2集调侃哈姆雷特式的剧中剧，

第三集马洛《马耳他的犹太人》（意大利的露阴装），其实很有趣，只要你懂得其中的梗儿。特别是里面表现的时装，真的把当时的历史讲尽了。大反派Robert Greene，骂他暴发户乌鸦 Upstart crow，这是历史上的真事。

第4集十四行诗，第5集麦克白，第六集威尼斯商人。他们最喜欢干的事情，就是调动家人的积极性来排练莎剧。威廉的母亲Mary Harden，似乎带着那么一点贵族血统。威廉的女儿Susanna（Sue）13岁，是那么一点傻柴。当然威廉的老婆更重要，她的名字叫安Anne Hathaway（她与莎士比亚的情史在第3季的第1集）。

每次一到他就是阴沉的音乐。大胖子Burbage是威廉在伦敦 The red lion theatre的老板，在剧团里 MasterCondell专门演女人，Kempe是意大利名角。在他伦敦的家里，有一男一女两个角色，一个是房东的女儿Kate在他家里面打杂。男仆叫Bottom，总是被愚弄，却有一种傻傻的聪明。

本剧常用的梗：莎士比亚的秃头，他的名字，它的阶级，结尾的夫妻炉边谈话。格林用拉丁语。

S1 ep1： insufferable smuglington难以忍受/傲慢的自大狂 the Burst Ballsack爆炸阴囊 brutal love,despised love.Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose,and Im a prick. thuggish interjection凶残的感叹词 wankington神经质 foul trollop We'd thought to be his jailer,but what better chains to keep him close than those of love. It is illegal for girls to do anything interesting. thy.thou你的 bollingbrokes S2 ep2： Quae mihi quia ego stulta..当个无知的女人真羞耻 wold jumpling堆砌词藻 preening supercilious plague pustule得意洋洋 高傲的 瘟疫 脓包 sirrah小子 inadequate不能胜任的，不充足的，不会生活 girlie actor女演员 A girl to play a girl?How rigorous！严肃 clever little bastible（bastard） fartsome baldy-boots烦人的秃子 S2 ep3： lovely-dovey smoochy-woochy 情意绵绵 浪漫又令人扼腕叹息的 it went rumpy-pumpy lovely-dovey to choppy-woppy heady-deady 从情意绵绵的鱼水之欢到令人唏嘘的死亡 Comedy isn't jokes, Comedy is attitude. It's not what you say, It's what you don't say.

超级好看我的天！！对莎士比亚早年创作生涯及其早期作品的解构式表达，黑色幽默到了极致，借古喻今了属于是。各种话题都有涉及，女性主义，英国交通之困境，莎士比亚之谜等等，台词花样百出，截图截到手抽筋😂 剧中最出彩的四个角色全部是女性——女管家凯特，莎士比亚之妻，大女儿苏，还有酒吧女老板。每个女性都是智慧的、勇敢的，相反男性角色都各有毛病，轻佻的，愚蠢的，自大的……嘲讽拉满了。 编剧一定最爱凯特了！凯特是小天使，独立、勇敢、智慧、博学、温柔……所有我能想到的美好品质都能拿来形容她！！！全剧之光！从第一季第一集凯特想做女演员，到第二季最后终于女扮男装演了一回罗密欧，再到第三季我们凯特拥有了想当导演的梦想！真是历经艰难一路成长啊，是小天使无误了！

常用词汇：sirrah小子（sir的缩小版）

posh上流贵族。这个词在英国就是一个核心词汇，是英国社会的总奥秘。本篇中就像罗伯特green。

bolingbrokes就是蛋蛋的意思，有时候也就是：胡说，就好像南京话骂人“卵子”。这部剧经常用。比如第3集，show a pair of bolingbrokes.原因就是这个词其实是英国历史上最有名的战将。

一个最常用的后缀是—ton，经常用在不雅词汇中。第1集就有duffington，smuglington，wankington，bitchington。tosslington，stinkington

going all diddly-doo-dah （over our Kate） 和我们的Kate对上了眼。 Take a shine to you.

夫妻互称： Doll或love，男的喊 Wife。

Bastable=bastard混蛋的意思。arse-mongrel

bloke家伙的意思。对男子的友好称呼，尤用于指称说话人认识且喜欢的男性。同义词有chap，fellow，guy。

第1集：

weirdo怪人。明显是现代词汇的移借。形容词是weird。

A middle aged man with two half cocoanuts down his bodies形容当时男扮女装的演员用椰壳来表现女性性征。

A Complete turnip.傻子怪人。

'tis thy sweet and youthful timbre I would feign here.这里只想借用你甜美青春的音色。

The monosyllabic series of grunts that passes for your conversation.不是那种单音节的粗蠢爆发。

Romantic ingenue(尤指电影或戏剧中的)天真少女（法）

shush(尤指通过“嘘”声或把手指竖在嘴唇上)要某人安静，嘘

Posh birds love a bit of rough.贵妇就喜欢来点粗。

Marry beneath me.下嫁

Up the duffington上了当。

Flowery.花哨的东西。

Ale and pie, a good morrow'd be nice.啤酒加派，一天心情不会坏。莎士比亚的早餐。

Refreshment cart.更新的车厢。

Bechambered hugger-tugger同性恋。

Downy-scrotumed squeakers lack depth.这些阴囊上还长着细毛的二乙子缺乏深度。

Lady acting is illegal.女人不能演戏。

Master Bater（与 Masturbate谐音）这是bottom的笑话。

You are corruptly using your public position To further your own private interests.你在滥用职权，以公谋私。

I now must play nursey, nursey, wipey nosey To a rogering, roistering, student clodhopper.我必须给个乳臭未干的小子当保姆。

His very birth did guarantee him advancement.特权阶层的保障。

insufferable smuglington难以忍受的自大狂（讲Kempe），在我写的角色来源一文中，我讲到了，这个意大利演员是有真实原型的。

Parasitic creature寄生虫。

Oxbridge yobo牛津小伙子（打趣Oxford， Cambridge， Young boys=yobo）

They join clubs called the Burst Ballsack And the Fisted Peasant.牛津小伙子参加的俱乐部都很暴力。 Where they gorge and fight and roger and quaff till they coat the walls with gut-porridge.让我想起了《故园风雨后》的情节。

arse-mongel混蛋 wankington神经质

Her most billowingly flatulent fartle-barthal Be more sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.屁都比阿拉伯的香料香。

the randy little ponce 小矮种马。randy：性兴奋的; 性欲冲动的; ponce：娘娘腔的男人; 同性恋男子

Mistress Sauce Quickly makes your loans tremble and your codpiece cry “woof, woof”. 这位男扮女装的演员能否让你的腰部颤抖，遮阴布疯狂呢？codpiece遮阴布(15、16世纪欧洲男子加贴在紧身裤中，常带装饰)

good e'en, old apothecary晚安，老药商。

Has a spotted cod-dangle And a murky discharge （其实是形容梅毒） 阴囊全是斑点，精液也比较黑。

Good lad, cold, stiff, unbending. Just as a gentleman should be.冰冷坚硬而不屈，这就是绅士所必须的品质。

varsity 牛津和剑桥大学的，形容贵族。 总结一下，这第1集本来是为了介绍角色，没想到却写的非常骚。所以观众大笑不断。

第2集the play's the thing：

A grumpy little bitchington脾气大的小婊子。

A sentence sounds better if you mix up the words a bit.倒装效果好。 It's one of my best tricks.（ word jumbling）

bitch slap 暴打

We need bums on seat. 我们需要观众老老实实坐在板凳上。

My dumplings aren't droopy. I've just got very high belly button.我的胸也没有下垂，只是我肚脐上的纽扣太靠上了。 Quae mihi quia ego stulta..当个无知的女人真羞耻

Selfish bastable自私的混蛋。

A country bumsnoff（bumsnot） fresh off the Coach.一个刚刚进城的农二。 （马洛）royster，酒徒的意思。韦氏词典上说应该拼为ROISTER（engage in boisterous, drunken merrymaking） Your name is like a cold sore.冻疮。 It's on everybody's lips.

（说格林）preening supercilious plague pustule得意洋洋 高傲的 瘟疫 脓包

Kid, Nash, Beaumont, Marlowe, Greene都是上过剑桥的。

An oik of Avon.乡巴佬 A town school spotty grotty也是歧视的词语。

a gaggle of snootish paperloins （oxbridge）snaffle all the influence, jobs and cash.上层占尽了好处。

by Saint Cuthbert's codpiece我以圣卡斯波特的阴囊布发誓。 It's bleeding obvious.

Stitch me up like a pair of winter drawers.

第3集。

I need a guaranteed smash to cement my reputation, And sadly, lovey-dovey, smoothie-woochie just ain't gonna cut it.嗲嗲的言情剧做不到那一点。

Hunting Catholics for Walsingham's torture chamber.马洛打击异教徒。这一点请见我的另外一篇角色源头的文章。

This one true pure and divine faith that Henry VIII basically invented so that he could dump his missus and have it away with bonker Boleyn. A romance so spiritually true, pure and divine, that it went from rumpy-pumpy, lovey-dovey, to chopy-woppy, heady-deady in just three years. 概括了亨利八世的婚史。

You've just gotta strut！Carry off tights like that. You're too apologetic, just get out there and show the world that you don't give a damn（tosslington）.马洛的态度论。

而莎士比亚呢？ I crave approval and people sense that in me. So I'm very needy.I want to be liked and so for some dark reason located deep in the humans that people are less inclined to like me. ……What we lack in easy charm, we must make up for with talent and hard work.

Hate my gutlings排水沟，这里意为肚子里的货。嫉妒天才。 His review is an absolute stinkington.毒刺啊。（后面还有 Salty barbs） We contrive to bring the good ones to the notice of our friends while letting the bad ones eat into our souls until the day we die.对待评论。

抱怨印刷对评论带来的影响。 Woe to Albion（英国） that through this new invention Any clueless arsemongle may make his puerile Twitterings known to the world. A groat-worth of wit.（四便士的银币）

conker康克戏，斗板栗(儿童游戏，双方用系在绳上的板栗轮流互击，以击破对方的。有时也翻译成七叶果)Perhaps the British will develop their own autumn traditions, beyond schoolboy conker fights and fireworks on November 5, if climatic changes result in more intense colour. 如果气候变化导致秋叶颜色更浓烈的话，那么，在男孩子们的七叶树果游戏以及11月5日的烟火表演之外，英国人可能会形成自己的秋季传统。

Form fitting tights, everyone will see I've got balls.英国贵族穿的外裤会突出他的阴部。 Go a-prancings in silken tights of figure-hugging Italian cut.（后面有： People will see the contours of your bolingbrokes）

The apparel oft proclaims the man.（ Clothes maketh the man）人靠衣装。 He looked like a massive futtocking cod dangle. 最后马洛得到的《马尔他的犹太人》，确实是记在他的名下的。剧中的出演也确实是这个犹太人毒死了一个修道院的修女。

好想找剧本来看啊！

以下台词转自：http://wanderingbakya.com/upstart-crow-season-1-wherefore-art-thou-shakespeare/

William Shakespeare Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1 (and what they mean):

“The two tunnels that lie beneath the bridge be blocked. “ – William Shakespeare, when he means “snotted nose”.

“Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Why are you Romeo?”

“Leaping amphibian caught in the ruby pipe which starts with a swallow but knows not of birds.” – William Shakespeare when he means, “Have you got frog in your throat?”

“We unleash the most parasitic creature in Christendom.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “the English posh boy”.

“If you write a play, I fear it would be like that which stinks but be not fish, fertilizes plants but be not compost, and is the last stage of the digestive process but be not a glass of port in a pipe of tobacco.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “crap”.

“And so am I like the fulsome cleavage of a buxom saucy wench.” William Shakespeare, when he means “much looked down upon”.

“It won’t stay in that which supports a hat but be not a hook, has a crown but be not a king, and is fringe with hair but be not my balling brooks.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “earlobe”.

“You be that which though it have tits have no breasts, and though it have balls be not a game of tennis.” – William Shakespeare, when he means “man”.

Other Quotes from BBC Two’s Upstart Crow – Season 1:

“Love is the angry thorn upon the false rose, and I, am a prick.” – Florian Greene

“Where she breathes, flowers bloom. Where she sings, pixies dance. Her most billowingly flatulent fartle barfle be sweetly scented than all the perfumes of Arabia.” – Florian Greene

“I always think that a sentence sounds better if you mix up the words of it. It’s one of my best tricks.” – William Shakespeare (David Mitchell)

“As a dramatist, I take the view that a fat man with an ax saying, “Close your eyes, love” Thwack isn’t quite as compelling theater as Frigid Liz bitchslapping her cutesome Caledonian cals, Mary, in a bit of queen on queen action.” – William Shakespeare

“You can’t be an actor, you’re a girl. Where will you put the coconuts?” – William Shakespeare

“Clever girl is an ugly girl, Kate.” – Christopher Marlowe (Tim Downie)

“Your name is like a cold sore. It’s one everybody’s lips.” – William Shakespeare to Christopher Marlowe

“I must hasten to insert my nose between the set of the next royal buttocks before other oily courtiers fill the gap.” – Robert Greene (Mark Greene)

“Getting a bad review is much worse than getting the plague, because at least with the plague, the person who gave it to you dies.” – William Shakespeare to Bottom

“The noble peacock does not hang his head. He displays his bumshanks with magnificent feathery plumes.” – Christopher Marlowe to William Shakespeare after the latter receives a bad review.

“If I turn up in form-fitting tights, everyone will see I’ve got balls.” – William Shakespeare

“What is a potato but a starchy tuber? What is tobacco but a dried weed? What is a corn cob but a big yellow bubbly dildo?” – William Shakespeare